Oh my god! I typed in child porn to see what would come up, and a site came up that was like a rip-off of wikipedia, and it said at the top that it was illegal to view it, and you would get a $20,000 fine and be decapitated!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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For some reason newgrounds' editors deleted all my reviews on everything i've ever watched on newgrounds. Anyone know what's going on?

I was in school one day and we were in science class. Our teacher let me use the computer to search for educational videos. I did what he told me, but he left the room. So, naturally I searched something "inappropriate". I searched the words: "you faggots" He walked back in the class, realized what I did and sent me to the vice principal's office. I walked in and the principal was gone. when he came back, apparently he didn't realize that I was in the room. (Including 3 other students...) He said we could all go in five minutes. So I'm just sittin' there like: "What the hell? He didn't even look at me!" So the five minutes were up and I was free to go with no detention, which left me thinking... This is why so many kids don't obey adults. they know they can get away with all kinds of shit. I hoped you enjoyed that story and I feel it's damn right to tell you that entire story is 100% true.

OOP never mind i guess i just had to wait for a while...

One of my commentators told me I was confusing things with each other on the programs that I was talking about. Anyway I uploaded a picture from my camera to use on my user page, but when I uploaded it, it said it was successful in uploading it and saving it. so i logged off and got off the internet, but when I got back on my page, the picture wasn't on it. Can anybody tell me what might've went wrong?

Okay I'm being serious here. I was gonna make a vid but I went to pick a sprite to use in the movie, but when I opened it up with my computer's default paint program, It was REALLY outdated. It didn't even have the magic wand tool. So unless I find a site where I can download a newer version of that paint program, my flash movies will look like crap. To explain instead of using the magic wand, (which is much easier) I have to cut out the sprite perfectly. so the movie wont come out looking very good if I make it with the tools I have now. Really, all I need to do is find some paint program with more tools than the one I have. I apologize for the inconvenience, it's kind impossible for me to make a sprite movie at the present time.

I got most of the sprites im gonna need i'm not trying to mooch here but where could a find some good backgrounds and floors at?

Mario, luigi, mushrooms(all kinds), bricks, mystery bricks, stars, bowser, peach, trees, wart ( the final boss from i think smb 2) and that's pretty much it. i'd appreciate it if you helped me out with this.

I changed my user icon so, yes I'm the REAL Superfailman. I can't believe no one else has thought of this name!

I'm more experienced on newgrounds so I will make some toons in the future. Dont give them bad comments, or else I'll have to KIIIIILLLLL UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!